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Dunkin Donuts recently pulled the ad above from their ad campaign because Rachel Ray their spokesperson was wearing a scarf resembling a keffiyeh (a traditional headdress worn by Arab men) and some dunkin customers complained that it appeared like their were supporting extreme muslims in the Jihad war.

Now personally I dont know how a fucking scarf draped around someones neck is assumed to be a sort of endorsement but ill turn it over to you readers…do you think we are paranoid or do you think she wore something really offensive..

I think the Government should send us another round of rebate checks…cause its only when your broke you start thinking about shit looking like shit!

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Actress Sharon Stone is to be banned from Chinese Cinema’s indefinitely for her comment on the earthquake in southwest china.

Stone said the Earthquake was “bad karma” for Beijing’s policies in Tibet! China however is not finding that comment funny as the disaster has claimed the lives of at least 68,000 people.

Stone Apologized later saying:

“In the course of the interview I made inappropriate remarks and for any harm created towards the Chinese people I am extremely sad and apologise.”

But it was too late the Chinese Government is moving in to ban her films from China.

I think its Great she’s been banned Chinese people are probably bored the fuck out from watching basic instinct over again and its not like she’s in anything new!

where the fuck was she when Katrina went down I would have loved to have her banned in the USA as well!!!!

Rumors may be turning into reality as being was spotted in Diddy’s yacht in Cannes looking well like JLO did on stage before she confirmed she was pregnant!

You’d think she’d suck it up and wear some maternity clothes but no…she had to wear that rag doll dress..

Sad Sad Sad…Beyonce give it up dear…come clean…we know Jay’Z spawn is inside you!

Ok we all know reality shows are so unbelievable these days but now super mum Dina Lohan is doing this reality show where she invites camera’s to peek into her life as a mother and a manager to her daughter Ali. The first episode premiered tonight titled “Mommy Will Fix It” and one couldn’t help but wonder the whole time it was one what the fuck was wrong with Dina’s nose….she’s definitely got some Micheal Jackson shit going on!

Now back to the reality show…basically its about yet another fame whore in the Lohan family (counting Mum & Dad) Ali who has no talent whatsoever but wants to be famous!

Overall the E! Network must be really desperate to pick up this show…theres nothing you can learn from this woman and her child..a bunch of time wasters they are!

It sucks to be Brooke hogan people..Your parents are getting a divorce, your father looks absolutely hideous in tight pants, your mothers plastic surgeon doesnt know what the fuck he is doing anymore and your brother almost fucking killed his best friend!

Her ambition?…Brooke Hogan wants to be a pop star….at any cost i hear!

Todays Story:

Brooke was involved in a head on collision and thankfully it wasnt her fault she was hit and guess what people she was actually wearing a seatbelt!

Meanwhile her brother is serving his 8 month sentence in Jail…

Wonder what Hulk Hogan has to say about this…then again Who gives a fuck!

After you’ve fucked every dick in Hollywood and still dont have a boyfriend you can go home too.. you wont need a Sign to tell you!

This Recent photo taken at the Cannes film festival on Diddy’s Yacht shows the Actress getting cosy with Samantha Ronson her supposed partner.

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Beep! Beep! Whose got the key’s to my Jeep! Sim…Simmmmaaaa

Ok I apologise for the outburst, I just was taken back into the old days now Ray J you know the kid with one wish who happens to be Brandy’s brother and dated Whitney Houston post crack well he was spotted getting cosy with Lil Kim in the back of a Jeep and let you tell you…this aint it for the two lovebirds!

Yep! Ray J and Lil Kim are a couple (say it one more time in your head and trust me you’ll puke….)

We wish them well…one question though were the fuck is his mother? cause he’s dating peoples moms!

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They sill haven’t confirmed to the media that they are married but thanks to Kelly Rowland’s big ass mouth there are rumors floating that the marriage was rushed because Beyonce is pregnant with Jay-z’s spawn!

Now the hilarious thing is they rushed the marriage so she doesn’t appear as one of his Baby Mama’s I know Papa Knowles wont allow that! plus isnt she going to earn like millions for being brave enough to father a child that will have Jay-Z’s facial features!!!!

Sad Sad Sad for Beyonce looking at that every morning for the rest of your life…now that shit is replaceable!

Jennifer Lopez and her husband skeletor are drastically cutting back their expenditure…why?? the Diva is broke!

According to US Weekly Magazine Skeletor and JLO are now going to be caring for their 3 Month old twins since their nanny abruptly left.

Lopez, 38, and husband Marc Anthony, 39, have been attending to 3-month-old twins Max and Emme full time since the couple’s nanny abruptly left around mid-April.

Why would the caretaker abruptly leave…hmmm no more money? Hospital Bills Pilling up?

However added to that our friends at MediaTakeout.com revealed that JLO is not currently earning what she used to before, after payments to her agent and the whole damn posse she has she doesnt walk away with much with plus Marc Anthony aint exactly the bread winner for the family!

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A 22 Year old woman based in Long Island, New York has revealed that watching Sex and The City corrupted her. Known only as Lisa the woman claims she she started watching the series when she was 14 and that the character Samantha basically turned her into a full blown ho!

Lisa told ABC News that she lost her virginiy at 14 and that she smoked and emulated the lifestyle of the characters:

“When you’re that age you try to emulate people on TV. Carrie smoked, so I smoked, Samantha looked at hooking up with random people as not a big deal, so that’s what I did too. It wasn’t ‘Sex and the City’s’ fault. I love the show, but I think it made it a little easier to justify my behavior.”

Married with 2 Kids, Lisa is not addicted the show anymore, she sold her DVD collections on Ebay and her husband doesnt allow her to watch the show!

Damn…TV Kills!

Musician/Actress Scarlet Johansson was a no show at the screening of Woody Allen’s picture “Vicky Christina Barcelona” at the Cannes film festival.

Why??

Apparently Scarlett demanded too much for her appearance fee !

Yep!…and we all know woody, dude dont give a shit…the show must go on

In a recent interview with GQ Magazine actor Shia LaBeouf revealed to the magazine that he basically crapped in his pants till he was 12!

Heres an excerpt:

Interviewer:“So what parts of your life are you keeping to yourself?, Usually you seem so, you know, uncensored.”

Shia: “I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”

Interviewer: “Are you serious?”

Shia: “I promise you. We could call my mother right now. You got your cell phone?”

Shia:

“Hello, Ma?

Shia’s Mother: “Yes, honey?”

Shia: “Hey, Ma, you’ll never believe what I’m talking about right now.”

Shia’s Mother: “Where you at?”

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Fergie Furg may be a great singer and a great performer but soon if she’s not careful the bitch is going to break her neck on stage.

Fergie Furg performed on the today show this morning….i bet she drank coffee!

Jesse Mccartney and Danita Kane’s Aubrey O Day were spotted last night in NYC . The 21 Year old singer and the 24 year old songstress had a great night onlookers say!

Aubrey I’m sure she can’t wait to take a ride in the G5!

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