Jul 18
Kevin Federline
Kevin Federline…Father of the Year and Winner of the Custody Battle Royal!

The Battle has come to an END!!!!!!!

Sperminator Kevin Federline was granted sole custody of his children with fallen pop star Britney Spears today. Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan toldĀ  E! News an agreement has been signed between the former lovebirds. This brings an end to the custody battle that revealed the fact that britney had been feeding her children coke, pepsi and cheese pops!

Federline now has sole legal and physical custody of sons Sean Preston and Jayden James and Britney will have visitation rights. The Agreement has not been approved by the court yet but something tells me they will approve it

This has to be the first time i’m reading that a mother loses a custody case but hey! its Britney Spears Y’all
Im wondering if Dick Wolf will make the battle a Law and Order Case!

Oct 3

Heres the OK Magazine cover along with doodling than non other than Perez Hilton himself!

Truly Sad…..

Image: Perez Hilton.com

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Sep 18

Her Comeback performance may still be in our Nightmares but Former pop princess turned Baby Momma Britney Spears may be in for a wild ride.

Her Custody battle with Fed Ex may have just escalated to another level entirely!

The A.P is reporting that there is a “Secret Witness” who is set to testify against Britney in Court. The “Secret Witness” who’s identity has been kept shielded from the Media may disclose facts that Britney’s camp desperately tried to filter from the Media.

Who the hell is this person? Her Mother? Brother? and WTH is this Secret Bulls***..sounds like some Covert Operation to me…Operation : Take Her Kids!

It may be Her words against the Secret Witness eventually but as we all know what Britney says is not that Credible as well!

This is Just the beginning people…..Fasten your seat belts we are in for a Bumpy Ride!

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Aug 8



Life may never get easier for Britney Spears as her estranged husband Kevin Federline is fighting for Custody of their two Children.

The War has begun and both sides are at each other pretty hard, even Kevin has a high profiled Lawyer and how does he afford that…hmmm maybe The Britney Divorce Settlement! Heres the War in a cute little table for you…


BRITNEY

KFED

Almost Dropped the One of them as she was walking with coffee in her hand.

Left his Pregnant ex and Married Britney now he has been granted $50,000 a month till November

Drove with Sean Preston in her laps without a seat belt

Reportedly has no source of Income

Allegedly feeds them Doritos and gives them soda in a bottle to drink

Smokes Marijuana but claims he never smokes in front of the kids

Shaved her head in a Rage

Released an Album *very harmful*

Trashed a Photo Shoot and used her dress to wipe doodoo off the gown

Although Britney has done exceptionally worse in Parenting is this enough to take her Kids away! Maybe most of the people that are angry at her lack of parenting skills havent had their kids taken away and dont know the feeling!

What if she’s suffering from Post Partum Depression did anyone think of that! She’s still young plus popping two kids out like that is not easy for anyone!

I’m not defending Spears and I dont neccessarily agree with her parenting skills but come one lets be real if the mother aint treating the kids right will Kfed do it… If he can leave his pregnant girlfriend then he can leave dem kids as well…

What should happen is custody should be granted to the Spears family and they both should have visiting rights! That way Kfeds source of income (Child Support) will be completely cut off and he can return to the normal broke guy he was when he met Britney!

Image: China Daily

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