Apr 14

heather mills

After milking her cow dry Heather Mills is planning to move to the states. The one legged dancer spoke to the press after judging the Miss USA Pageant in Las Vegas and this is what she had to say:

“In England, people don’t like me. But I’m going to move to America, Los Angeles hopefully. I love England but everything that has happened makes me realize I’ll be better off in the States.”

Attention Musicians over the age of 50 in the LA Area This woman will milk you dry in a divorce settlement be careful!

Source: D-Listed

Mar 18

Paul McCartney Screwed

Paul McCartney and his one legged wife have finally settled their divorce. The Milk lady successfully dug her legs into a settlement of nearly $50 Million big enough to provide her with 24/7 air conditioned plastic legs and guess who looked red as fuck at the hearing… Paul McCartney!

The former Beatle is probably thanking his fucking stars that he was a Beatle!

Image: Re-edited by Hollywood Mama Source