Jun 21

Mike Myers as the Love Guru


Critics are saying that Mike Myer’s latest movie “The Love Guru” is the worst movie of the year.

The film which stars Mike Myers, Jessica Alba and Justin TImberlake is said to be clearly unfunny! Filled with myers geriatrics and Alba’s stiffness plus Justins lack of acting skills its no surprise that movie goers where highly dissapointed (if there were any).

The New York times trashed the movie saying:

“”The Love Guru” is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again.”

The Associated Press say

In “The Love Guru,” Mike Myers must come to love himself before he can love others. From the credits of this scattershot comedy sketch stretched and strained to movie length, Myers clearly loved himself to the point of narcissism going in.

Besides starring, Myers is a producer and co-writer. He’s in the cast list four times — three times for the same character (Guru Pitka, Young Pitka and Teenage Pitka) and for a two-second cameo as himself.

We highly recommend that hollywoodmama readers use their money on more productive things like booze and drugs than watch this movie…

A word is enough for the wise!

Dec 17

Jessica Alba

 

Afternoon people, I’m sorry I didn’t update for the last 2 days. I have been busy trying to plan my Christmas Vacation which is coming up soon!

Here are the Links to whats going on in the Celeb World!

Blohan is still fucking drinking post-rehab - CelebBitchy

Pamela Anderson is catching up with JLO - PerezHilton

Who the hell is going to see that film anyway? - D-listed

Jessica Alba is ashamed of Her Face!..Could it be because she is Latino? - DSF

Image: DrunkenStepfather

Hollywood Mama?

Jun 15


Now, we’ve all met people who are ashamed of their heritage but most of the time they realize how “Ignorant” they really are and snap back into reality!

Is she ashamed of her hispanic heritage? If so Why?

Heres a Quote

George Lopez starts speaking to my father in Spanish, and my dad says, ‘I don’t speak Mexican.’ I turned purple. I love my papa. But he has no filter. I probably acquired that characteristic from him.”

- quoted in Us Weekly

Jessica , theres nothing to be ashamed of…..Eva Mendez is some one you should look up to…stand up for your culture!! Dont be ashamed…its the only thing you can hold on to that no one can take away from you!

Hollywood Mama