Aug 13
Hilton Gets Sued!
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Celeb Idiot Paris Hilton is getting Sued..the Hilton airhead is being sued by Worldwide Entertainment Group Inc. for  what? not promoting her latest Bomber. Hilton was reportedly paid $1 Million to be in Nation Lampoons Pledge This! but failed to promote the film… as a result they are suing her for 75,000,000 in damages…

I’m laughing my fucking ass off

Apr 2

Paris Hilton Falls in Prague

Hilton Heiress and Dumbo Paris Hilton missed her  step and fell down in Prague… Hilton is still on her world tour with boyfriend Benji Madden ‘globe trotting.

Ha Ha!…let me guess….Fatigue?

Image and Source: TV Pop Crunch 

Mar 20

Hilton Hits Africa

Paris Hilton was spotted signing fake autographs in South Africa. You can actually tell by their faces that they don’t really give a fuck about her..everything looks Hilton Staged!

The Hilton Heiress is currently on a World Tour with her current boyfriend Benji Madden doing nothing but standing by his side!

Mar 10

Paris Hilton Ring Show

She may not want to physically alter her body by child bearing but bimbo heiress Paris Hilton will stop at nothing to show the world that she is capable of keeping a boyfriend for a while!

Hilton stepped out revealing a new ring with the initials BM for Benji Madden (the twin brother of Nicoles baby daddy Joel) her current boyfriend sparking rumors that the two are getting serious.

But we @ hollywoodmamablog know the bitch bought that shit for herself and is running round town showing it off!

Just keeping it REAL folks!

Photo: Ethan Miller/Getty

Feb 26
Paris Dating the other Madden?
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Paris Hilton

We all know Paris and Nicole started off as childhood friends moved to then frenemies stage but now it is unclear how deep the beef really is!

According to the NJ Paris Hilton is reportedly dating Benji Madden the twin brother of Nicole’s ‘baby daddy’ Joel Madden. Ironic isn’t it? I’m guessing Paris will be giving birth soon!

Sources also say that Bimbo Hilton is looking to create another Reality Show in which she searches for a new best friend.

“Paris is tired of the haters, and she’s looking for someone new”

“She’s looking for someone new and cool who she can trust.”

Applications anyone??

Feb 12

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Perhaps we all thought Paris Hilton and her Sister Nicky were the only Hiltons that had ‘hardcore partying’ injected into their veins! The Youngest Hilton to blaze the footsteps of his Bimbo Barbie sister is 18 year old Barron Hilton who was arrested Tuesday morning on charges of driving under the influence and carrying a fake driver’s license .

Lmao…you’ve gotta be kidding me, Isn’t their family rich? they can’t afford Drivers Ed? …Moving on!

Here’s a Quote from People Magazine:

The younger Hilton was driving a black Mercedes on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu when he was pulled over around 8:04 a.m., according to L. A. County sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore.
His blood-alcohol level was .14 percent, said Whitmore. The California legal limit for a person over 21 is .08 percent, but for a person under 21, any blood-alcohol level is considered legally drunk.
The DUI charge is a misdemeanor; the more serious charge is carrying a fake license, a felony.

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Dec 13

 


The Hilton Heiress may be rich but she has a passion?.Making an utter fool of herself

The Ex-Con was Photographed in Germany as she swung side to side from a pole. I keep saying it, Paris and Lindsay are really Exotic Dancers!

Anyways?she managed to fulfill her Objectives:

1. Act Hot!

2. Get my Picture Taken!?make it HOT!

3. Duh?I dont know?

What a DumbAss!

Links

Jessica “Im not Latino” Alba shops for her baby…hmm Now is that baby Mexican? - TMZ

Wat Perez Sez of 2007 Preview - PerezHilton….Duh!

Finally Madonna goes in the Hall of Fame…erm What Year? - D-listed

Spice Bitches Girls get a Damn Plane! - Mollygood

Katie Holmes Looks Good….Without Tom bring her height down! - Pop Sugar

Hollywood Mama?

Jul 21


TMZ Has this picture of Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton on the set of The Simple Life. The lady in the middle? Sally Kirkland Who is she? no dont worry shes just playing Lionel Ritchie!

I don’t blame her for actually painting someone to play her dad! I guess Lionel himself is not to happy about her being a baby momma…oh wait thats an African-American slang will Sally replace that too!

Image Source: TMZ

Hollywood Mama

Jul 13


According to TMZ an investigation has been launched in regards to Paris’s Jail term. Why? well…to make sure the airhead I mean Heiress did’nt get special treatment during her 3 week stay at the County Jailhouse (Linwood)! Gosh! I feel good when think about the fact that Paris did go to Jail.

Well what are they investigating? the possibility that instead of waiting in line to use the payphone…she had her cellphone!

Also its also that she was issued a brand new uniform while other inmates were given recycled ones!

Well…all this just reminds me off my history lesson… The Upper Class, Middle Class and the Lower Class!

Paris is obviously of the upper class and even though she could have killed someone when she was driving drunk…some dude in another state who is not as famous or as media whoring as she is gets canned for a first offence!

Anyways… Vote Below….Nuff Said!

Jul 2


Former Jail Bird and Now turned anti-drunk crusader Miss Paris Hilton is currently having fun…in Hawaii.

Obviously Paris expected paparazzi and she gives them what they want…a photo op!

See…even on Vacation Paris is Fake as hell

Source: Dlisted
Hollywood Mama

Jun 24


The World (Including me) rejoiced when the judge told Paris Hilton to get her ass back in jail…its all over now… the heiress is packing out of her cell and moving back to her Beverly Hills Pad on Tuesday.

The official time has not been disclosed but rest assured Paris Hilton will be appearing on Larry King Live!

To do what? well beats me….how long did she spend again?

Source: Dlisted

Jun 9

Although I Very much prayed for her to return to the Jail House but after watching the News all day long i mean… its like everywhere nobody’s talking about hurricane season anymore its now “Paris and the Jail Sentence”

Anyways….

I’m not saying I support people drinking and driving and pissing on the law…but I’m a human being and so is Paris. She definitely is having a tough time…as much i would like to make fun of her and possibly laugh at the heiress in a jumpsuit…I cant… Cause that could be me!

Now obviously it may seem like I’m about to join the “Free Paris” train but hell to the No!
I’m Hollywood Freakin Mama!

Maybe everything will just be back to normal after the sentence is over which ever way it swings!

Our Prayers our with you Paris… and don’t forget..never drop the Soap!

What am I saying shes all alone!

Hollywood Mama

Jun 7


I Woke up this morning all jolly and happy until i heard the sad news…Paris is free! well technically shes not free shes still under house arrest..wow! talk about money makes the world go round… it makes the criminal system back down.

Paris you know we at Hollywood Mama actually love you and we wish you the best but girl…it aint gonna happen at at the house!

Also, does this mean lindsay can play sick too?

I can see it now…

Lindsay To Doctor: Excuse me sir..i need to go home im getting sick!

Doctor: With all due respect miss lohan…. thats the reason why your’e here

Next Story

Now we don’t know if he really did this indirectly but as long as we can dream that we know who hes talking about who can stop us! Sexy back singer and Camerons Ex Justin Timberlake was performing at a concert in Zurich, Switzerland when he busted out singing the Amy Winehouse Classic “Rehab”

Instead of using the real lyrics he added a little bit to the song and sang:

“They tried to make her go to Rehab…she said No No No”

Wow Justin what a blow…. i guess the next concert Britney Lipsyncs at she will definitely sing

Who do yo you think you are…Some kind of Supa Star”

Heres Justin’s Low Blow

Hollywood Mama

It pays to be me!

Additional Source: PerezHilton

Jun 6

I was watching the Showbiz Tonight on Headline Prime last night and what did they talk about…how the so called “bad girls” of Hollywood now locked and rehabilitating away respectively might make tabloids boring!

ha ha ha… who cares? 22 more days of Paris free Life!

I hope she comes out and is a reborn individual…she might even go on a Pilgrimage if im lucky!

As for Lindsay….as long as she stays away from expensive mercedes cars and trades them in for like a tractor…also since she likes huge knives she can be a butcher!

I can see it now….Lindsay’s Meat Shop…We chop it good!

Hollywood Mama

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