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High School Girls in Gloucester  Massachusetts made a pact to get pregnant according to the associate press

The girls in question were said to have repeatedly shown up at the  High School health clinic asking for pregnancy tests  but instead of wearing sad looking faces if positive the girls were giving each other high fives and sad faces if they weren’t.

“A typical girl you would think would say, `Oh my God! What am I going to do now? How am I going to support this baby? How am I going to finish school?’” Superintendent Christopher Farmer said. “These young women clearly have not seen that.”

However none of the girls and their families have identified themselves and school officials have not been able to identify the group that made the pact.

Officials in the school are reporting that 17 girls got pregnant this year alone four times the usual number!

Ha ha wait till the babies start teething..

A 22 Year old woman based in Long Island, New York has revealed that watching Sex and The City corrupted her. Known only as Lisa the woman claims she she started watching the series when she was 14 and that the character Samantha basically turned her into a full blown ho!

Lisa told ABC News that she lost her virginiy at 14 and that she smoked and emulated the lifestyle of the characters:

“When you’re that age you try to emulate people on TV. Carrie smoked, so I smoked, Samantha looked at hooking up with random people as not a big deal, so that’s what I did too. It wasn’t ‘Sex and the City’s’ fault. I love the show, but I think it made it a little easier to justify my behavior.”

Married with 2 Kids, Lisa is not addicted the show anymore, she sold her DVD collections on Ebay and her husband doesnt allow her to watch the show!

Damn…TV Kills!

The Pope most have done a Hammer time split when he saw the financial records for the year 2007.

The Catholic Church spent approximately 615 Million dollars settling sex scandals that erupted in the year 2007 alone!

The Scandals involved Clergy Men and young boys and of the money paid 526 million was paid as settlement to the victims.

This amount doubles the amount spent in the previous year (2006) meaning the cases are increasing.

Here is a Quote from the Washington Associated Press:

Around 23 million dollars was paid out for therapy for victims or support for accused offenders, and 60 million dollars for legal fees, said the report, which was commissioned by the US Conference of Catholic Bishops (USCCB).

Want a solution? I say they scrap the whole Alter Boy’s program and let the girls do it…..that way there is no temptation!

Use Logic people…if its boys they want…give them girls….problem solved!

Margaret B. Jones the author of the critically acclaimed book “Love and Consequences” An autobiography about the trials of growing up in South Central, Los Angeles has come under fire for making the whole book up!. Details have emerged that she didn’t even live in South Central she was raised in Sherman Oaks! Her name isn’t even Margaret Jones her name is actually Margaret Sheltzer.

In her book readers imagine her as a half white child growing up and selling drugs in South Cetral L.A but in fact Sheltzer grew up in a predominantly white neighbourhood

Translation = Where she grew probably had no 40 ounce bottles or New Ports so the Bitch flat out lied her ass off!

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A 17 Year old boy has been arrested in the shooting of his mother Gwinnett County Sheriff’s Deputy Joy Deleston and her children Micaiah, 11, and Jelani, 4 . The mother’s youngest daughter, jelani is rapper Juvenile’s biological child!

Here’s a Quote from TMZ:

In 2003, the rapper, whose real name is Terius Gray, was arrested for abandonment of a dependent child after a DNA test determined he was the father.

Wow! He failed to be there as a father should be and now the child is dead along with the mother!

There is absolutely nothing i think he can do, he was never there so what difference would it make!

For realz…. I hate Dead Fucking beat Dads!

The Father of slain groom to be Sean Bell who died from fatal shots on his way back from a strip club on November 26th 2006 testified in court identified Marc Cooper who has been charged with reckless endangerment in the shooting of his son . William Bell spoke calmly recalling that he was reluctant to attend the last minute party. Detectives Gescard Isnora and Michael Oliver face manslaughter charges if convicted.

From the New York Post

Oliver fired 31 shots - including the one that killed the unarmed Bell - outside a Queens strip club where Sean Bell, his father and friends were celebrating Bell’s impending wedding. Isnora fired 11 shots and Cooper fired four times.

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Apart from being a really bad person who likes to talk shit about celebrities it does sadden me when tragedies take place…(yep! i’m not completely made out of stone).

A Street Car Race near Washington left 7 People Dead Early this morning, when a car racing plowed into roadside spectators watching the high-speed street race.

Heres a Quote from Reuters:

The large sedan crashed into the crowd that had gathered to watch the race along a highway in Accokeek, Maryland, 20 miles (30 km) south of Washington, killing six of them

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I was playing around the Internet and i found this cool website where you can actually make a fake magazine and I thought it was pretty awesome. So for jokes I decided to pick 2 leading actresses in Nollywood to pitch my Ideal cover.

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The World is definitely nearing its untimely end!

Why? Oprah Winfrey has her own damn Network, The Media Goddess just partnered with Discovery Communications to knock out what is know as Discovery Health and replace it with OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network).

Thats the Oprah way of saying “Fuck Health All you need is Me!”

Image: MWZA

Damn! can somebody say ?ballin’!

The Woman Audrey Serrano had been receiving treatment for the disease for 9 Years before she finally found out that the damn doctor didn?t know shit!Heres a Quote:

A jury awarded $2.5 million in damages Wednesday to a woman who received HIV treatments for almost nine years before discovering she never actually had the virus that causes AIDS.

In her lawsuit against a doctor who treated her, Audrey Serrano said the powerful combination of drugs she took triggered a string of ailments, including depression, chronic fatigue, loss of weight and appetite and inflammation of the intestine.

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Yesterday I caught the Lifetime Premiere of “The Murder of Princess Diana” and adaptation of the Book of the same title by Noel Botham. The Movie brought back memories…Sad memories I supported fully Diana’s works with charity, I was still quite young when she past but even though I was young my knowledge of her being the Peoples Princess and a Lovely Spirited person did not reflect my age group at all.

It was like people thought I’d skipped a couple of ages! Hearing she had passed away was tough, for both me and my mother we watched the Funeral of CNN all day and I could help but salute the casket as it rode down the streets of London (I was in the Comfort of my own home) I had and will still have Respect for such a woman.

10 Years Later, Age has wrapped me like Christmas Present and Watching the Film and The Interview that preceded the Premiere was like rewinding all the way back to 1997 again.

The Film gave a good account to the book although some parts were Dramatized and some parts left you asking what just happened? Its not a Film to leave and return while its going on You have to Sit down and really pay attention!

The Question Still Remains “Who Killed Princess Diana?”, “Why was the Hospital So far?”, “Why is it that Instead of Calling 911 Photographers kept Taking Photographs”?

No one Knows The Answers….and we probably will never Know but heres a Discovery Channel Clip… Who Killed Princess Diana?

This Clip Elaborates More on the Theories and really makes you wonder…..Who Really Did Kill Her?

Movie Image Courtesy of Lifetime.com

Diana Image Courtesy of WorldRoots.com

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